CTFU!!!
Ok......so FACEBOOK and it's plethora of ridiculous groups has one called "iPOD, iPhone, iTouch..iPAD..what's next? iTampon?". It made me chuckle a bit and then my daughters with their silly butts decided to tell me just how the iTampon application would work:
The iTampon application would somehow virtually connect to your body to collect all of the blood (nasty lol). You will get an alert (that u can assign ringtones to) when u have 5 minutes of tampon life left. You can access the tampon application for a new tampon. You will be able to feel it physically so if it is uncomfortable you can adjust its position by moving the icon until it is comfortable for you.
When the 5 minutes is up, U flush the tampon by dragging it to the toilet icon!!
WTF?! Yeah....they're hella crazy but on some real genius shit tho! LMAO
Tags: application, ipad, iphone, period, tampon
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