If You do THIS, The Date Is OVER! LOL!
What is a date killer for you?
Heres my list:
1-I dont give a shit how fine you are, if you pull out a cigarette to smoke...DATES OVER!
2-If i pick you up from the worst projects in the hood, but you have $600 worth of bullshit gucci and prada on....DATES OVER!
3-If 20 minutes into the date youre gossiping about one of your girls or a celebrity....DATES OVER!
4-I have NEVER went on a date to get some ass(real talk!)I was raised by some stone cold MEN, so i have always been cut from a different cloth. I need to be able to get good vibe and humor from you, and what ever happens after that....just happens. We can meet and you can have on some sweatpants and a t-shirt for all i care, but-if-we-dont-vibe-NATURALLY? Pass the check! DATES OVER!
5-If we get to drinking, and you cant hold your liquor and start acting like a slut, gangster, or mental case? TAXI!!! DATES OVER!
6-If you treat the waiting staff like shit during our date,EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY BE DOING A GREAT JOB, i'll tell you that you aint shit, pay the check, and politely ask you to get the fuk out of my presence. DATES OVER!
7-You are not signed up to NDN? DATES OVER! LOL!
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Permalink Reply by Miss New York on -
Date ender(s) for me...
Not showing up at our agreed meeting place
(if you're running behind...let a sista know)
If you have B.O. and are wearing a strong cologne in the hopes of covering it up...
All you talk about is gangsta-rap and how you admire and want to be like some to most of these ignorant rappers...
I'm meeting your kid(s) for the first time...they're BEYOND bad-azzez...you know this and don't do anything to curb their behavior when the situation calls for it, and they keep doing it...DELETE MY NUMBER!!! That shows me the lack of control you have over then and the lack of respect they have for you.
During the dinner conversation, you feel the need to blame all the problems of the world on a specific race...ex..."Those damn Jamaican's..." (an extreme hair-trigger statement for me...I have fam in and from Jamaica)
Chewing your food with your mouth open...
Flagrant sneezing, coughing, belching, "etc" at the table and not covering your face or excusing yourself...
Reckless driving and speeding...especially if were on the NJTpke and there are alot of trucks around and near us...
Texting while driving...at a red light or rest stop, fine, but N-O-T while we're clocking 70 in the center lane of the NJTpk, surrounded by 18-wheelers...especially if there are no lights what'so-ever.
Picking your nose either behind the wheel or anywhere in my presence...DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
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Permalink Reply by mr.moody on -
hahah!
Miss New York said:Date ender(s) for me...
Not showing up at our agreed meeting place
(if you're running behind...let a sista know)
If you have B.O. and are wearing a strong cologne in the hopes of covering it up...
All you talk about is gangsta-rap and how you admire and want to be like some to most of these ignorant rappers...
I'm meeting your kid(s) for the first time...they're BEYOND bad-azzez...you know this and don't do anything to curb their behavior when the situation calls for it, and they keep doing it...DELETE MY NUMBER!!! That shows me the lack of control you have over then and the lack of respect they have for you.
During the dinner conversation, you feel the need to blame all the problems of the world on a specific race...ex..."Those damn Jamaican's..." (an extreme hair-trigger statement for me...I have fam in and from Jamaica)
Chewing your food with your mouth open...
Flagrant sneezing, coughing, belching, "etc" at the table and not covering your face or excusing yourself...
Reckless driving and speeding...especially if were on the NJTpke and there are alot of trucks around and near us...
Texting while driving...at a red light or rest stop, fine, but N-O-T while we're clocking 70 in the center lane of the NJTpk, surrounded by 18-wheelers...especially if there are no lights what'so-ever.
Picking your nose either behind the wheel or anywhere in my presence...DON'T TOUCH ME!!!
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Permalink Reply by Regular-Cat-Radio on -
If you take longer then 3 minutes to come out when I blow the horn: I'll be dining aline with a damn magazine!
If you wanna hang out at the shoot em up clubs
If you come out lookin like you got your fashion tips from Hot Ghetto Mess
if you get on the damn phone when you're supposed to be focusing on my gorgeous ass. Don't be callin ya sister talkin about what Quayvasha said about Dayqwell!
If she can do the C-Walk in stiletto heels:
If she uses the word Petrone more than once:
I got a low tolerance for certain people anyway so this list could get real petty
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Permalink Reply by mr.moody on
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DAMN! You, Regular cat, Queen NY, and I should start the 'LOW TOLERANCE DATING CLUB'! LOL!
I like your #4!
Back in the day, i would always think it was whack when a dude would tell me he got a chick drunk and hit it. Really, nucka? you got to get a chiked liq'd up in order to bang out? Pathetic.
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Permalink Reply by mr.moody on
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Big Homie!
Look man....I'm still trying to purchase some real estate on a distant planet so i can get the fuk away from these humans on earth. My tolerance for many types of people is like -0! I'll let you know when i find a deserted star in the solar system.
Regular-Cat-Radio said:
If you take longer then 3 minutes to come out when I blow the horn: I'll be dining aline with a damn magazine!
If you wanna hang out at the shoot em up clubs
If you come out lookin like you got your fashion tips from Hot Ghetto Mess
if you get on the damn phone when you're supposed to be focusing on my gorgeous ass. Don't be callin ya sister talkin about what Quayvasha said about Dayqwell!
If she can do the C-Walk in stiletto heels:
If she uses the word Petrone more than once:
I got a low tolerance for certain people anyway so this list could get real petty
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Permalink Reply by Shawn on -
1. If you pull up to my house and honk for me to come out, date is over
2. If you are late picking me up, date is over
3. Say anything negative about your mother, date is over
4. Answer your phone, email or text while we are together, date is over
5. Talk about your ex, date is over
6. Pass gas, DATE IS OVER
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Permalink Reply by Regular-Cat-Radio on
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C and D cups only - And keep em above the waist please! If ya flat chested, get into school girl fetish porn and make some money to get implants! And don't come round a brutha with no 67JJJ titties! Get on medicaid and cut them shits down!
Bullet wounds on ya ass cheeks - What the hell are yall women doin that's gettin yaselves shot at??? And then you take ya bullet wounded ass up on Players Magazine and stick ya ass out at the damn camera so all of us can see it!
Nappy coochie hair - Coochie hair is sposed to be curly or straight! I was 27 when I pulled a brawds draws off and she had a buncha damn kucklebugs on the coochie! I was almost relieved when her dude came a knockin!
Raggedy feet- Cambodians have become masters of hookin up a woman's cracked, sandy, Serengeti assed feet! Don't you DARE come around me with ya toes lookin like some damn fossilized tyrannosaurus teeth!
Bad feminine hygiene - If ya coochie smellin like train smoke, just say, "Baby, i can't go out tonite... my coochie smell like train smoke." And keep it movin! Bruthas understand you have off days!
It's 6 in the mornin and I'm still buzzed. This'll be fun to look at when I'm sober!
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Permalink Reply by mr.moody on
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If you come on the date wit your broke ass girls? DATES OVER! Fuck i look like feeding chickens at a restaurant? lol!
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Permalink Reply by mr.moody on
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lol!
WonderLove said:Who in the world brings their friends on a date? Unless it's a blind date, but you have your peeps chill in da cut just in case some ish go down,
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Permalink Reply by Marik2011 on -
U forgot to add some things to this list of yours, If you don't show up on time that the person asked you to, the date's over. If you're not up to par and dress like a bum, the date's over.. or you lied about yourself or your age, the date's over... Interesting discussions Mr. Moody
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Permalink Reply by LoveNLust on -
If i go out on a date with a guy, i best be picked up in something decent. Take me to a restaurant where we need to valet park...lol! And you best not ask me for no money to tip, to pay or anything! Please dress like you are about business, i dont play that saggy shit. I will see how you will act if i notice you open doors for me or if you dont. Your breath better not be stank, and your hair better be cut or i will turn back around before the date gets started.
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Permalink Reply by LoveNLust on
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LMAO! Girl you gotta make'em spend some money...see just how much they like and appreciate you!
classychick1 said:"Take me to a restaurant where we need to valet park...lol!" Damn I need to step my game up lol.
LoveNLust said:If i go out on a date with a guy, i best be picked up in something decent. Take me to a restaurant where we need to valet park...lol! And you best not ask me for no money to tip, to pay or anything! Please dress like you are about business, i dont play that saggy shit. I will see how you will act if i notice you open doors for me or if you dont. Your breath better not be stank, and your hair better be cut or i will turn back around before the date gets started.
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