Do You Consider Yourself to be a Player, Freak, Slut or Sexual Intellectual??
When you love sex there are a lot of titles you can claim. You can be a freak, player a sexual intellectual or an outright slut. Now keep in mind a man can never be a slut, only women can. Ladies, before you get your panties in a bunch, again, let’s breakdown the many titles of
people who love sex.
The Player:
* The player is the most skillful title of them all, and yet one of the worst. It takes true skill for a man to be a player. He has to dress nice, buy nice things, be charming and he has to perform in the bedroom. It takes a lot of skills for some men to be players. You have ugly players who bag
the finest women. Mostly do to money, cars and some superhuman charm to swoon the ladies out of their panties. Most women aren’t giving up the cookies super easy but the player gets more cookies than Cookie Monster. SKILL.
The Freak:
* The freak has lost a lot of allure over the years. Now I’ll even say that freak is simply a
code word for are we having sex soon. Most freaks are copycats, if rappers talk about love in the club, the freak is willing to try it. If the freak gets into a relationship than she’s willing to try anything
her man will ask, not because she loves it, but simply because she’s got to be a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. You hear it all the time, I’m a freak for my… Or they’ll say something like “I’m only going down on my man” Pathetic if you ask me. I mean don’t get me wrong I like freaks, but nowadays being a freak means, she’ll swallow after 6 months to a year, she’ll do anal about 4 times a year and you may give some road head if she’s in the mood. It’s a sexual relationship of
whatever is hot at the moment. BAHUMBUG!
The Sexual Intellectual
* The sexual intellectual is all about better sex, a better life and a better way of thinking. This person is open minded and obsessed with being better in the bedroom. They like sex and everything about it. Yet they use discretion, condoms, they get to know people before they hop in the bed with them and they are sort of exclusive when it comes to who they’ll get “intellectual” with. They want their sexual experience to be all-inclusive, it’s a mind f*ck, and a f*ck that will leave every inch of the body stimulated. If they don’t know how to do something, they will do their research and learn a bag full of new tricks. They read blogs, google sex acts, inquire and learn things that make them better in bed. The best part about the sexual intellectual is that they do these things because they love it. If they try it, and don’t like it, they won’t do it again. They know what they want, how they want it
and when they want it.
The Slut
* Now we hear the word slut, and we immediately get turned off, but I like sluts. See the slut is totally addicted to sex. When they go down, they do it b/c they absolutely must taste the male sex organ on their taste buds. When they take it up the booty, they do it because they love the feeling of
getting pipe in their exit hole. There is no discretion with the slut, she needs it and she’ll have it, no matter whom, what where or when. Two girls not a problem, two men, they don’t even bat an eye.
Now I know a lot of ladies are thinking that why can’t a man be a slut because, I’m sure you know men who will sleep with anything with a hole between their legs, but here’s why only women can be sluts. Because being a slut takes no skill, no effort and no thought. We have ugly sluts, fat sluts, and dirty sluts, clean sluts, midget sluts and cripple sluts. All a slut has to do is find a guy willing to stick something in her and bam she’s in business. A guy on the other hand if she’s not a player his penis will be dryer than a wool sweater after it’s been in the dryer for 12 hours. Unless he pays a whore, then he’ll just be a trick.
Despite the negative to these titles each one is needed. The world would self-destruct if we didn’t have these people to make the world go around. Simply know your role and be who you are!
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Beyonce Preps TWO New Projects (Including New Album) For 2012
One of Beyonce's producers just spilled the beans that the new mom is--unsurprisingly--gearing up for her fifth solo studio album. Plus, she's got a second project up her sleeve for 2012. Deets inside...
Told y'all this chick was planning album content while she was breastfeeding and changing diapers. Baby Blue's mom is said to be already setting up to work on a new album. And yes, B.I.C. will likely be her muse. Producer/Songwriter Ryan Tedder, who just copped an award at last night's GRAMMYS for contributing to Adele's Album of the Year, 21, revealed some generalities.
He said it goes “without saying” that Bey’s work will have some reflection on her newborn child Blue Ivy, but that “the conversations about her next album literally just happened.”
“You feed her the best that you have. She’s just a phenomenal filter… she can identify what the next thing is,” Tedder said of the “Party” girl, noting that she has “two projects happening” this year. “You just let her go.”
Bey is also conducting a global remix competition for her fans. The best remix of her track "End of Time" will appear on a future release.
Here we go...
Drake And Rihanna, Matt & Gloria Govan, Gabby Union & Savannah Brinson PARTY IT Up At His Grammy Afterparty
Drake clearly enjoyed the Grey Goose sponsorship.
Tyga got his party on. No Blac Chyna?
Nicki Minaj Covers NEW YORK Magazine, Explains Controversial GRAMMY Performance
Nicki Minaj is talking about fashion--and why she's over that world. The "Stupid H*e" rapper tells New York Magazine that she's not about fitting into the IN crowd. And she tells Ryan Seacreast why she went the route she did last night....
In a series of candid shots with gritty special effects, Nicki poses for the Spring FASHION issue of New York magazine. Here's highlights from her interesting perspective about the fashion world--and why she's skipping NY Fashion Week for the most part:
Are you coming back to Fashion Week this time?
I’m not impressed to be in that world. I’m in my own world. I think sometimes the fashion world isn’t even about clothes anymore; it’s about this “in” crowd, and I’m not into that. But I’m doing a Barbie fashion show. They did a Barbie for me, and that is super friggin’ amazing.So is it safe to assume that you were always interested in fashion?
I’ve always been intrigued by color and by interesting hair. I was one of those weird little girls doing my own hair at the age of 9. I was, like, getting weird gels and new brushes and cornrow holders. I would tweak and perm at the age of 13. When I first went to get my hair colored, I was about 14 and I wanted blonde highlights. The beautician said, “No, you have to get your mother on the phone,” and I was just crying and begging. I’ve always been experimenting. Cyndi Lauper’s videos—that’s what intrigued me.And you definitely use your looks to get noticed.
I like the idea of doing something that everyone else is not. I get high off that. Just the idea that other people don’t have the balls to do something—that’s my thing.
Here's the rest of her pics:
And if you're still scratching your head about her performance last night at the GRAMMY Awards--you're not the only one.
She talked to Ryan Seacrest today on his radio show and revealed a few things:
On attending the Grammys with a Pope look-alike: “The religious figure is there because he was called on by Roman’s mom to rehabilitate him.”
On her debut performance of “Roman Holiday”: “I had this vision for him to be sort of exorcised—or actually he never gets exorcised—but people around him tell him he’s not good enough because he’s not normal, he’s not blending in with the average Joe. And so his mother is scared and the people around him are afraid because they’ve never seen anything like him. He wanted to show that not only is he amazing and he’s sure of himself and confident, but he’s never gonna change, he’s never gonna be exorcised. Even when they throw the holy water on him, he still rises above.”
On why she chose “Roman Holiday” for the Grammys: “The Grammys chose ‘Roman Holiday.’ The producers of the Grammys came to the studio and I played them ‘Roman Holiday,’ and I could not play them another record after they heard that. They went crazy. I could have chosen to do a no-brainer pop song, but I can’t do it anymore. I have to stay true to what I’m doing.”
Feel like we're listening to a 12-year-old during a tea party with her imaginary friends. But if that's what works...
Here's the audio in full:
Peep Nicki's performance from last night HERE in case you missed it.
And Nicki's Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards promo with Will Smith. The show airs live Saturday, March 31 at 8 p.m.
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