CLAIM TO BE A FREAK?? YEA OK WHATS UR FINE PT 2 LOL

CLAIMS TO BE A FREAK.. THIS TEST WILL PROVE IF YOU REALLY ARE.. AND IF YOU DESERVED THESES REAL FINES... PASS THEM TO YOUR FRIENDS AND SEE HOW YOU ARE RANKED AMONGST THE FREAKS. OH BY THE WAY DONT LIE!!!!GIVE YOURSELF 100 PTS BEFORE THE TEST BEGIN IF YOU CALL YOURSELF A FREAK AND ACTUALLY LIVE UP TO THE NAME . BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ONE AND GET CALLED ONE ANYWAY SUBTRACT 100PTS: 

1. HAVE YOU EVER TOSS SALAD (licked some ass) 300pts1 1/2 add and extra -50 PTS IF YOU ENJOYED DOING IT. 
2. IF YOU EVER ORGASIM FROM GIVING SOMEONE ORAL -100 PTS 3. HAD SEX IN PUBLIC? 100 PTS 
4. HAD A 3 OR MORE SOME? 200 PTS 4. 1/2 HAD A 4 SOME OR MORE ADD AN EXTRA 100 POINTS 
5. HAD SEX IN A IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE? 100 PTS 
6. HAD SEX IN A CAR? 75 PTS.
7. GAVE ORAL? 100 PTS ADD ANOTHER 100 FOR SWALLOWING 
8. RECIEVED ORAL? 75 PTS.
9. KISSED SOMEONE AFTER THEY GAVE YOU ORAL? 150 PTS 
10. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX? 500 PTS 
11. HAD SEX WITH A COWORKER? 25 PTS 
12. TOOK NAKED PICS AND POSTED THEM ON THE NET - 100 PTS 13. WATCHED PORN -75 PTS 
14. MADE A SEX TAPE- 250 PTS 
15. HAD SEX IN FRONT OF A RELATIVE OR CLOSE FRIEND- 75 PTS 16. GAVE OR RECEIVED ORAL IN PUBLIC? 100 PTS 
17. HAD A FANTASY OF HAVING A TRAIN RAN ON YOU, MALES HAVING MANY WOMEN, OR WOMEN HAVING MANY MEN. 250 PTS. 18. INVENTED NEW POSITIONS? 100 PTS. 
19. CAUGHT HAVING SEX BY SOMEONE WHO YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE CAUGHT BY. 200 PTS 
20. HAD A ORAL CONTEST TO SEE WHOS BETTER 100 PTS 
21. HAD SEX MORE THAN 2 TIMES IN A DAY/ NIGHT? WITH TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE- 200 PTS. 
22. MASTERBATED IN PUBLIC -100 PTS 
23. USED FRUIT? 50 PTS 
24. USED TOYS? 50 PTS 
25. TASTED YOUR OWN JUICES -50PTS. 
26. PLAYED SEX GAMES? 40 PTS. 
27. HAD ANAL SEX RECEIEVED 200 PTS 27 1/2 IF YOU CAME FROM IT EXTRA 100 PTS 
28. GONE TO A NUDIST RESORT? 300 PTS. 
29. HAD SEX WITH YOUR MAN/WOMAN OR EX'S BF/GF FRIEND 200 PTS 
30. ENJOYS BEING CHOKED 100 PTS 
31. STRIPPED FOR SOMEONE? 150 PTS 
32. ENJOYES HAIR BE PULLED, OR PULLING 100 PTS 
33. LIKES SPANKINGS 100 PTS 
34. LIKES BEING CALLED DIRTY NAMES BITCH, HOES ETC.... 100PTS 35. HAVE HAD SEX WITH AT LEAST 3 PEOPLE ON YOUR NDN FRIENDSLIST. 100PTS 
36. FANTIZE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ON YOUR NDN FRIENDSLIST. 100PTS 
37. HAD SEX WITH A CELEBRITY- 300 PTS EXTRA 100 IF IT WAS MORE THAN ONCE. 
38. BEEN A GROUPIE FOR A FRAT, MUSIC GROUP, ACTOR ETC. 300 PTS 
39. HAVE HAD A GOLDEN SHOWER RECEIVED- 500 PTS 
40. HAS BEEN CAUGHT BY KIDS WHILE DOING IT. 200 PTS 
41. HAS EATIN FOOD OR CANDY FROM A PUSSY 150 PTS 
42. HAS EATIN FOOD OR CANYD OFF A DICK 15O PTS 
43. HAD SEX FOR MONEY 200 PTS 
44. DRINKED BREAST MILK 100 PTS.. 100 MORE POINTS IF YOU LIKE IT. 
45. FOR WOMEN HAD BOTH HOLES FILLED AT THE SAME TIME 400 PTS.
46. FOR MEN HAD A WOMAN GIVE YOU HEAD WHILE SHE FINGERED YOUR ASS 400 PTS 
47. GAVE A FACIAL (CUM IN THE FACE) 200 PTS EXTRA 100 IF YOU KISS RIGHT AFTER.
48. HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN WHILE ON HER CYCLE, OR HAD SEX WHILE ON YOUR CYCLE. 500 PTS (messy lol) JUST NASTY
49. FARTED WHILE HAVING SEX (YUCK) 100 PTS 50 MORE POINTS IF YOU KEPT GOING LOL 
50. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU FELT SORRY FOR THEM. 200 PTS. 
51. HAD SEX WITH BABY DADDY FOR MORE CHILD SUPPORT MONEY. 250PTS. LOL 
52. HAD SEX WITH BABY MOMMA SO SHE WOULDNT ASK FOR CHILD SUPPORT 250 PTS. LOL 
53. IF YOU PREFER TO SWALLOW THAN SPIT 300 PTS 
54. HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU KNEW THEY HAD MONEY 400 PTS 
55. IF YOU LIKE THIS TEST THEN GIVE YOURSELF AN EXTRA 100 POINTS WHEN DONE POST YOUR ENORMOUS SCORE...

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Permalink Reply by Michigan's Finest on January 29, 2010 at 11:36pm
Maybe in public sometimes but not behind closed doors..lol! Well it could have been but i am assuming that some of these are biased towards women so I didn't answer them but I would probably have to add another 600 points to my final score??
Permalink Reply by mr.moody on January 30, 2010 at 9:03am
Sorry, King Michigan! As far as score goes....IM THE KING FREAK UP IN HERE! LOL!!! So you virgos have been trumped by the mighty Aquarius! *-Some of the nastiest, freakiest ish on this list that i have done, have only been done with my 'Serious' girlfriends in the past, and of course...Mrs.Moody! Im just saying, i cant just go down on any broad all willy nilly and stay down here till she wets my face....thats a love thang, DAMMIT! After realizing my outlandish sexual freak score, i will be retreating to the mountains to live as a hermit and study shaolin kung fu for a full year, and then return as a sex counselor for those suffering from 'compulsive freak disorder'! Im just saying...im only here to help.

Michigan's Finest said:
Well I can't complain on my end I am a freak and very well dam proud of it too with my score of 3865!!

Remember folks I'm a Virgo so ya'll know what they say about us quiet ones...lol!!!!
Permalink Reply by Laydee Redd on January 30, 2010 at 1:24pm
Well yeah!!! Is there any other way to be, LB? LMAO!!!!


Lyrical Beauty said:
That just means yall some mega freaks!!!! LOL!!!

MsConfident said:
no comment my ass...mine was 5880....hee hee

Laydee Redd said:
Ummmm........5890 wow!! No comment!!!
Permalink Reply by Lyrical Beauty on January 30, 2010 at 4:31pm
No ma'am there isn't!!!! Embrace your freakiness girl!!!!!! LOL!!

Laydee Redd said:
Well yeah!!! Is there any other way to be, LB? LMAO!!!!


Lyrical Beauty said:
That just means yall some mega freaks!!!! LOL!!!

MsConfident said:
no comment my ass...mine was 5880....hee hee

Laydee Redd said:
Ummmm........5890 wow!! No comment!!!
Permalink Reply by Lyrical Beauty on January 30, 2010 at 4:32pm
Only you Moody!!!! You are a mess!!!!

mr.moody said:
Sorry, King Michigan! As far as score goes....IM THE KING FREAK UP IN HERE! LOL!!! So you virgos have been trumped by the mighty Aquarius! *-Some of the nastiest, freakiest ish on this list that i have done, have only been done with my 'Serious' girlfriends in the past, and of course...Mrs.Moody! Im just saying, i cant just go down on any broad all willy nilly and stay down here till she wets my face....thats a love thang, DAMMIT! After realizing my outlandish sexual freak score, i will be retreating to the mountains to live as a hermit and study shaolin kung fu for a full year, and then return as a sex counselor for those suffering from 'compulsive freak disorder'! Im just saying...im only here to help.

Michigan's Finest said:
Well I can't complain on my end I am a freak and very well dam proud of it too with my score of 3865!!

Remember folks I'm a Virgo so ya'll know what they say about us quiet ones...lol!!!!
Permalink Reply by Michigan's Finest on January 30, 2010 at 6:03pm
I hear ya Moody and to each their own my brother! I'll let you be the King of the Dirty South while I stake my crown to the Midwest...lol!!

As well as I my Moody. Maybe we all need to go on a retreat or go to a Freak Anonymous clinic to share notes with each other to make what we do only better and maybe even more freakier and not be so much closet freaks afraid to express ourselves more openly and more sexually?

mr.moody said:
Sorry, King Michigan! As far as score goes....IM THE KING FREAK UP IN HERE! LOL!!! So you virgos have been trumped by the mighty Aquarius! *-Some of the nastiest, freakiest ish on this list that i have done, have only been done with my 'Serious' girlfriends in the past, and of course...Mrs.Moody! Im just saying, i cant just go down on any broad all willy nilly and stay down here till she wets my face....thats a love thang, DAMMIT! After realizing my outlandish sexual freak score, i will be retreating to the mountains to live as a hermit and study shaolin kung fu for a full year, and then return as a sex counselor for those suffering from 'compulsive freak disorder'! Im just saying...im only here to help.

Michigan's Finest said:
Well I can't complain on my end I am a freak and very well dam proud of it too with my score of 3865!!

Remember folks I'm a Virgo so ya'll know what they say about us quiet ones...lol!!!!
Permalink Reply by MsConfident on January 31, 2010 at 3:47am
NOT COMPULSIVE FREAK DISORDER COUNSELOR......LOL THIS I GOTTA SEE

mr.moody said:
Sorry, King Michigan! As far as score goes....IM THE KING FREAK UP IN HERE! LOL!!! So you virgos have been trumped by the mighty Aquarius! *-Some of the nastiest, freakiest ish on this list that i have done, have only been done with my 'Serious' girlfriends in the past, and of course...Mrs.Moody! Im just saying, i cant just go down on any broad all willy nilly and stay down here till she wets my face....thats a love thang, DAMMIT! After realizing my outlandish sexual freak score, i will be retreating to the mountains to live as a hermit and study shaolin kung fu for a full year, and then return as a sex counselor for those suffering from 'compulsive freak disorder'! Im just saying...im only here to help.

Michigan's Finest said:
Well I can't complain on my end I am a freak and very well dam proud of it too with my score of 3865!!

Remember folks I'm a Virgo so ya'll know what they say about us quiet ones...lol!!!!
Permalink Reply by Pooh on February 1, 2010 at 11:44am
6365.......lol. Looks like I am running the show. Man , I tell you what, I bet my future husband will love it.
Permalink Reply by MsConfident on February 1, 2010 at 12:21pm
Welcome to Freakdom....LOL and I bet he will love it

Pooh said:
6365.......lol. Looks like I am running the show. Man , I tell you what, I bet my future husband will love it.
Permalink Reply by Miss New York on February 1, 2010 at 5:15pm
You're a freak, then let your freak flag fly my King. Forever may it wave (LOL!!!).

Michigan's Finest said:
Well I can't complain on my end I am a freak and very well dam proud of it too with my score of 3865!!

Remember folks I'm a Virgo so ya'll know what they say about us quiet ones...lol!!!!
Permalink Reply by mr.moody on February 1, 2010 at 9:35pm
Damn Pooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@6365, all i can say is.....I BOW TO THE GROUND THAT YOUR FREAKINESS WALKS ON!!!! HAHAH! QUEENS' CONFIDENT, LYRICAL, REDD, AND POOH, ARE THE KIND OF HIGH SCORE WOMEN THAT BRING TEARS OF JOY TO MY EYES!!!! LOL!!!
Pooh said:
6365.......lol. Looks like I am running the show. Man , I tell you what, I bet my future husband will love it.
Permalink Reply by Lyrical Beauty on February 1, 2010 at 10:04pm
LOL!!!! Thanks your royal highness, King of Freaks!!!!!

mr.moody said:
Damn Pooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@6365, all i can say is.....I BOW TO THE GROUND THAT YOUR FREAKINESS WALKS ON!!!! HAHAH! QUEENS' CONFIDENT, LYRICAL, REDD, AND POOH, ARE THE KIND OF HIGH SCORE WOMEN THAT BRING TEARS OF JOY TO MY EYES!!!! LOL!!!
Pooh said:
6365.......lol. Looks like I am running the show. Man , I tell you what, I bet my future husband will love it.

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